Custom triple-banded wheel-thrown stoneware teapot!

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Custom triple-banded wheel-thrown stoneware teapot!  Dishwasher and microwave safe, guaranteed to confer a 300% tastiness bonus!

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Made-to order custom triple-banded wheel-thrown stoneware teapot, your choice of capacity, shape and glaze, ornately triple-banded, with your choice of two bands of my original designs, straight from my sketchbook!  An unabashedly exquisite and unique melding of fine art and smartly utilitarian practicality, perfect for your next Lovecraftian tea party, or when Cthulhu comes calling!

This stunning teapot features my intricate hand-applied original designs over its sultry curves, a comfortable. smoothly curved and substantial handle festooned with two decidedly Lovecraftian curled thumb rests, a cleverly designed and impeccably-fitting lid crowned with a matching curl, and a dripless spout with a clean pour. These are my signature techniques, which owe their uniqueness to the half decade it has taken me to develop them through varied experimentation. I like to tell my customers at art festivals that every piece they see before them began its life as a lump of clay, and then I happened to it!

My pieces are designed primarily with utility and comfort of use in mind, and are all dishwasher, microwave and oven safe, lightweight, and an absolute pleasure to use. Additionally, they're made with stoneware clay, which I then fire to cone 6, or about 2200 degrees F, which makes them quite durable. I've created them to stand up to exactly ALL of your love and abuse!

My customers always ask where the inspiration for my designs come from, and the only answer I've ever been able to give is that my parents took me to museums all the time when I was really little - New York, Boston, Philly, etc. My best guess is that all of this varied cultural influence during my early formative years springs out whenever I doodle!

Now, I've done my own research, and as it turns out, my lovingly handcrafted vessels confer roughly a 300% tasty bonus to any beverage sipped delicately from them. You're quite welcome to add some peer review... ;)

Please allow three weeks for me to lovingly handcraft your item. If you absolutely require it sooner, please let me know, and I'll do my best to accommodate you!

Thanks so much!

-Riri

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Custom triple-banded wheel-thrown stoneware teapot!

Custom triple-banded wheel-thrown stoneware teapot!

Custom triple-banded wheel-thrown stoneware teapot!  Dishwasher and microwave safe, guaranteed to confer a 300% tastiness bonus!